Hey there. I am Kal, you might remember me from the previous blog posts I had written. I am the dog blog writer. I have returned from a long hiatus to tell you all about our journey and all the things you and I have been through all this time. I won’t be writing this alone. I have my brother from another mother Coco here as well. Say Hi Coco.
Well Coco is a bit grumpy so he might be the quiet one here but I am sure he is with us in doggo spirit and sentiment. It has been about 7 months since I last wrote anything about my life. A lot has changed since then; our human seems to have moved to some other place and hardly comes to meet us now. We don’t really miss him though. I mean we get excited when he comes home and lick the face off his skin but other than that we don’t really miss him. Our human’s humans take good care of us and seem to have become our humans now. We have exchanged one human for two. Sounds like a sweet deal to be honest. We have been growing up really well as well. I seem to have become a beast now and Coco is still my sub-ordinate. The last line is not true. This is Coco here and I can tell you for a fact that Kal may have the physical strength but my mental ability is dog-miles ahead of Kal’s. He may run around here and there biting my head and leaving me with marks but I am still the intellectual of the pack.
You seem really insecure about your social image, Coco. Is everything alright?
Shut up Kal. I don’t want to talk to you. You actually wanted to take over the world the last time you wrote something. It is clear who the crazy one of us is. Just tell these people what they want to hear and end it.
Dog-Jesus, you seem really irritated. Is it because of the doggy-vampires?
FOR THE LAST TIME KAL, THEY ARE NOT VAMPIRES. THEY ARE TICKS. THEY MAKE US SICK. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THEM COOL. TICKS WILL NEVER BE COOL.
I think they are cool. They seem cute and give me the tickles at times. There is one on my tail and I call it Snicker. Snicker is cute.
Oh you idiot, they are not cute; they are what make us sick. Don’t name them; it makes you attached to them. When our human comes back, he is going to get rid of as many as he can find. Until then we have stay as far as we can from dirt and moist soil. We have been getting injections so they stay away from our skin and don’t suck any more of our blood. The quicker they leave the better it will be.
So…does the injection contain garlic and holy water? It seems to turn the vampires away. Don’t tick lives matter Coco? What makes you superior to them?
goddAMMIT KAL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING, THEY ARE GOING TO SUCK US DRY AND SNICKER IS GOING TO GROW HUGE UNTIL HE GETS HIS FILL. You son of a bitch, they are PARASITES!!
…… You are a son of a bitch as well brother.
I can’t deal with this guy anymore. Well we just wanted to let you know that we are infected by a lot of ticks and our human hardly ever comes to meet us these days. Whenever he comes here we shower him with our love and lick him until we run dry. Kal seems to have achieved his puberty and his intentions don’t really seem innocent to me anymore. He may need some sex education classes from the human or I fear for my own safety. Our human got us replacements for our collars and this is much more comfortable than it used to be. Kal can now jump up on sofas and sit there and we are trying very hard to forget the day when he pooped on the couch, this idiot.
Yes, I remember that. It was so wild man. I am so wild. Always willing to try out new things and explore the world.
Shut up, Kal. You once tried to have sex with the atmosphere.
As I said brother, I am the wildest blop the world has ever seen.
Well he is going to continue to ramble on like this if I let him. I have to stop somewhere. This is Coco and Kal signing out for the day.
Good night and good food.
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